the baggy trousered misanthropist

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Image: Mark Kolbe/Getty Images AsiaPac. 

My second favourite sports organisation, the Lingerie Football League, have announced a press conference for January 9th, at which they are expecting to relaunch their brand.

Apparently the authority is concerned that it’s participants aren’t being taken seriously, and intend to redress the delicate balance between athleticism and pornography by changing their name, the uniforms and the equipment they use.

There’s a lesson to us all here, people. If you want to be taken seriously in your chosen field, do not go to work dressed in your knickers and bra, a garter, shin pads and a helmet.

One of you lot could have bloody told me.

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