It’s rare that I feel even remotely sorry for the great swathe of male porn addicts who occupy my country. And the news that four of the biggest ISPs in the UK are outlining measures to introduce an ‘opt-in’ scheme to enable users to decide whether their home computers can display pornographic images and sites doesn’t particularly tweak my conscience.

But it did make me laugh to think of their already overstimulated minds exploding in frustration as they try to figure out how to tick the ‘yes’ box without alerting their wives to their needs as a consumer.

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