Goat. Will almost certainly give you cancer. Image via politicalscrapbook.net.
Cancer fatigue is a recently identified condition on the rise among the population of the UK.
Origins: Realisation by UK news media in the early 90s’s that exploitation of moral panic resulting from a single event frightens people and compels them to buy newspapers to educate & therefore protect themselves. Cancer quickly identified as a ‘fear’ hot button by media and the search begins for every piece of published scientific research that can be worked into a story about cancer, irrespective of reliability.
Treatment: Avoid exposure to the internet and all news media outlets for ever.