the baggy trousered misanthropist

missives issued from the lair

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The Sun newspaper’s open letter to Argentinian president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner in a Buenos Aires newspaper, ‘warning’ her against making territorial claims over the Falkland Islands. Image via thepoliticalidealist.

Dear The Sun,

You know that embarrassing and disturbingly inappropriate uncle who occasionally turns up to weddings in a flash new suit? The one who gets horribly pissed and starts grinding away on some hapless, unsuspecting female, showering her with spittle as he bangs on about what a mover and shaker he was in the 80’s, getting louder and louder until the bouncers politely ask him to leave, at which point he throws a punch, falls to the ground and is carried out?

That’s you. Please stop.

Kind regards,

Us. Great Britain.

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