Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tara Reid. She has no clue where she is, what she’s meant to be doing or indeed what her own name is, but she is arguably the most famous person to have entered the ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother house and for that we should be grateful.

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The news that Lars von Trier will be releasing his latest movie, ‘Nymphomaniac’ in a hardcore version as well as softcore version will come as no surprise (and possibly prove to be a relief) to anyone who survived the uncut version of his 2009 outing, Antichrist.

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There’s no point in dwelling on the events that led to me watching a programme about art forgeries with Fiona Bruce on Sunday evening. I have nothing against the woman (indeed, her ability to argue convincingly in French during the show impressed me greatly) it’s just that she doesn’t turn up too frequently on Surf Patrol, the Rachel Zoe Project or whatever other item of soul destroying mind bilge happens to be showing on UK TV Crapola, which my TV automatically switches itself to at the weekend.

I am helpless in the face of enforced remote control removal.

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