Citizens of Sichuan: Go Frack Yourself


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Apparently they’ve started fracking in China’s Sichuan province. You know, where they had that massive earthquake earlier this year?

Fracking, to the uninitiated, is a process of oil extraction that involves pumping a water/chemical mixture at high pressure into the earth. It’s known to cause tectonic stress if continued for sustained periods of time.

What could possibly go wrong?