Explosions in Homs yesterday caught on camera. It has been described as one of the heaviest examples of violence in Syria since the uprising against the government began a year ago. Image: BAMBUSER/HOMSLIVE.

Dear Syria.

Thank you for contacting us. Your call is important, but right now the weight of our own indifference is preventing us from coming to your assistance, sending aid or indeed giving a shit that your children are being tortured and murdered by your government.

Please hold. One of our operators will be with you eventually.

Kisses,

The World.