H/T to guidofawkes.
I promise I will stop posting cynical comments about the Olympics after this, but it would be a dereliction of duty not to post this video of Jeremy Hunt nearly braining a passer-by as he gets into the spirit of things.
Magnificent.
Kelly Welles 
Don’t say that.
I want more cynical commentary on the Olympics.
It was a little memo to myself to stop making wisecracks at such obvious targets. If the government, Mitt Romney, the transport issues, the flag ass-hattery, Boris and the rest keep on truckin’ in the manner they’ve started, I won’t be in a position to resist 😉