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Great opportunity, blah blah, blah… affirm public faith in self as Prime Ministerial candidate…. blah blah…do not make a massive tit of oneself. Do not make a massive tit of oneself. Do not make a massive tit of oneself.
Right. Ready.
Kelly Welles 
He really needs to finish his public appearances by saying “I’ll get me coat”.
Ha! Isn’t that implied the second he turns up for an event?