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What Paris Hilton Allegedly Said In A Cab:

Ewwww … gay guys are the horniest people in the world … they’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. … I would be so scared if I was a gay guy … you’ll, like, die of AIDS.

What Paris Hilton’s Rep Claims That Paris Hilton Actually Said In A Cab:

Paris was simply trying to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life-threatening disease. Her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the [Grindr, gay men’s social networking] site. The cab driver who recorded this only provided a portion of the conversation. It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays.

Yep. And I’m a daffodil.

Let’s not be churlish though. It’s pretty impressive that Paris has finally managed to alienate the one demographic even vaguely prepared to countenance her pointlessness. It’s been a long time coming, but she got there in the end!

DOING!!!!