Morrissey: Notes From A 21st Century Newsroom


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If I feel it, then others surely must. That’s the only thought that sustains me.

Morrissey,, 26 02 2013

Editor: Wait. No. That’s not going to interest anyone, despite it’s hopeful simplicity and beauty. Go back to the interview and find something more provocative we can use to stir up the readers.

Footsteps recede as a weary, underpaid staffer returns to her cubicle to scroll through the interview again.

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

Morrissey,, 26 02 2013

Editor: That’s more like it! Post away!

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