Those ‘soft materials’ are located in and around the breast area, in case you’re failing to keep up.

Unlike Metal Gear Solid character Quiet’s boobs on this soon to be released ‘action’ figure.

Seriously.

Anyone would think that male gamers feel really uncomfortable and inadequate around women so they try to exclude us by making us feel uncomfortable and inadequate. That smacks of a really, really restricted emotional palette .

Oh, wait.