Which is worse?

A cruise ship set to retrace the voyage of the Titanic having to turn back due to bad weather and passenger illness? Or the fact that all these tributes have apparently availed a bunch of hapless citizens to the fact that the tragedy actually happened. It wasn’t just a film.

If this is news to you, can I just ask? Are you one of the people who found this site by googling ‘Freddie’s Tattoo Tarts?’

I bet you’re seriously disappointed now, aren’t ya?