the baggy trousered misanthropist

missives issued from the lair

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Peter Boddy, whose Todmorden slaughterhouse is currently under FSA investigation. Image via mccormicky.

“No, it’s all beef. I swear, it’s beef.”

What about behind that fence? They’re wallabies, aren’t they? Those, there.

“They’re cows. You see? This is what happens when bloody townies start interfering in things they don’t understand. They’re cows. Now get off my land.”

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