David Haye and Dereck Chisora are so up for their fight on Saturday, they had to be separated by a fence during a pre-match press conference. They were so blinded by the hate flowing through their veins, neither realised that they could have simply stepped around the fence and beaten each other to death.
Tony Thompson got the giggles during his face-off with Wladimir Klitschko at the Stade De Suisse yesterday. Thompson is due to fight Klitschko in a mandatory bout at the stadium in July – a prospect that shouldn’t provoke uncontrollable laughter.
The fact that David Haye felt that someone else’s post fight press conference was an appropriate place to articulate his perceived persecution in the sport, not to mention promoter Frank Warren’s opportunistic attempt to make another moneyspinning fight out of the whole sorry mess, probably says more about boxing today than the state of Haye’s career.