Here’s former FIFA vice-president Jack Warner signing in at Arouca Police Station, as per the terms of his bail.
This installation at the British Museum has given me an idea for EURO 2016.
By suspending the referee above the pitch in some sort of harnessy thing, we’d not only be allowing him a bird’s eye view of every single incident (resulting in better officiating), but the opportunities for mayhem and disaster would be increased ten fold.
We could even offer five minutes in charge of the referee’s harness controls as some sort of ITV prize.
Everyone’s a winner!