Feminism Is Dead. Long Live The Feminists!

Women: developing the freedom to express themselves however they goddamn please.

Feminism is, according to Netmums at least, dying a death again. According to a survey on their site last week, only 1 in 7 users identified themselves as a feminist.

For the sake of convenience, I call myself a feminist, but I wasn’t remotely disappointed with the response. In fact, I was quite surprised that as many as 15% of those surveyed were prepared to associate themselves with a philosophy that has been deconstructed in popular culture to the point where it’s widely believed that if you don’t hate men, like body hair and have a girlfriend, you’re not allowed in.

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Fishlove: Rankin Tests A Conceit

Greta Scacchi and Mark Foster show the fishlove. Image: Ben Pruchnie/Getty Images Europe.

PETA set the precedent for celebrity nudity promoting a cause with their “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign”.

It’s continuing success is down to a canny exploitation of human being’s indefatigable desire to see things they shouldn’t (celebrities naked), which in turn draws them to a cause they might not otherwise care about (animal welfare).

Warning: images over the jump contain human and piscine nudity.

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Reddit: All Human Life Is Here, Pt.I

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A holy war is being waged right now, people, but unless you regularly venture into the poorly lit, lawless backstreets of the Internet, the chances are you blissfully unaware of it.

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#NoMorePage3: Symbolism, Not Censorship

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Martin Robbins of the New Statesman has criticised Lucy Holmes’ NoMorePage3 campaign, claiming that more nudity, not less, is the answer to defeating misogyny in popular culture.

He is not a fan of The Sun newspaper’s daily titfest, nor is he a misogynist who believes that a woman’s place is to be objectified.  He is an intellectual, which makes it all the more disappointing that he should use a national platform to casually deconstruct a movement that should have been made years ago.

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Duchess Of Cambridge: Judge Or Be Judged

Image: Gf/Bauer Griffin.

Should the French edition of Closer have published topless photographs of the Duchess of Cambridge taken when she was on a private holiday with her husband?

This is the question being pondered by virtually every news outlet in lieu of publishing said photos on or in their own website or newspaper. It’s a tactic that is increasingly used by the media to distract the public from the uncomfortable questions we really should be asking in these situations, and it shocks me that so many bright, supposedly intelligent people buy into it. Apparently, it’s now more important to have your voice heard than to say anything remotely sensible or constructive. And who is going to engage with a media source that makes you question your own motives and decisions when there are so many more out there literally begging you to pass judgement on others?

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Hillsborough: Lies, Damn Lies & Disaster Management Logistics

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Perhaps the revelations of the Leveson Enquiry have desensitised us to corruption and collusion between the media, the police and government, but the full impact of the Hillsborough Independent Panel’s report has yet to be felt.

The enquiry found that police statements were systematically altered to support the theory that Liverpool FC fans were responsible for the events that left 96 dead, that that version of events was perpetuated  in the public domain by The Sun publishing of unsubstantiated reports as fact and the FA allowed a high profile cup tie to go ahead in a stadium without a safety certificate.

Right now, they’re all hunkered down, waiting to see which direction the shrapnel will fly in and where it will cause the most damage. Only one thing is certain. When the dust clears and those responsible are brought to book, their suffering will be inconsequential compared to that of the families who’ve spent the last 23 years being told that their son, daughter, father, mother, sister or brother was, at least in part, to blame for their own death.

That’s a bloody long time to walk alone.

Victoria Pendleton: Scar Tissue That I Wish You Saw

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Listening to Victoria Pendleton trying to explain her reasons for self-harming on the radio this morning reminded me of a time when I too sought refuge in the slicing of my own flesh. Conversations with people since then, plus the perspective that the passing years lent, did not make the compulsion any clearer to me.

What I do know is that it was necessary, it was powerful and it frightened the shit out of people.

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America’s Oxymoron Sets Off UK Crap-O-Meter. No One Killed.

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British people realised some time ago that guns in the wrong hands are dangerous. Over the last few decades, we’ve made it our business to insist that successive governments gradually relegate those who enjoy killing things for fun to parts of the island that no one really cares about or would think to visit.

Mainly sink estates in London, Birmingham and Manchester and the countryside.

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Pussy Riot: Martyrs For Mobilisation

The whole ‘hoping this would just go away’ policy was not working out for the Russian authorities. Image: REUTERS/Mikhail Voskresensky.

Three members of a Russian punk band arrested for singing a protest song in an orthodox church have been sentenced to two years in jail.

In her verdict, Judge Marina Syrova claimed that Pussy Riot “committed hooliganism driven by religious hatred” and in doing so offended the church and religious people.

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Kenneth Tong: Famous Or Infamous, It’s All The Same

And so it came to pass that Twitter ceased to be a fun and friendly way for ordinary citizens to communicate with celebrities, and became a tool for utter idiots to claim their fifteen minutes.

Our evolutionary cycle appears to be complete, people.