Gay People? Stop Wasting Time. Unleash Your Heterosexual Potential!

Image via pinknews.co.uk.

Originality of thought is one thing I had credited those promoting ‘Gay Therapy’ with.

But I’m not afraid of looking like a fool, as many people who spent time with me in my early twenties will cheerily testify. And apparently, neither are two religious groups who have followed up Stonewall’s recent promotional bus banner campaign supporting gay marriage. Anglican Mainstream and Core Issues Trust have rented advertising space, and intend to feature the slogan pictured above on the side of red buses using five London routes.

A spokesperson said Stonewall’s campaign “implies the false idea that there is indisputable scientific evidence that people are ‘born gay’, and that they have no choice but to affirm their homosexual feelings.”

Which is rich. Their advert implies that people are ‘born stupid’, and that they have no choice but to reaffirm their stupidity at every opportunity.

Are we supposed to just get over that, too?

Agent Provocateur: “Unlikely To Cause Major Offence” Unfortunately

I get that this is, as Agent Provocateur have stated in defence of their latest advertising campaign, is an homage to the Hammer horror movies of the 50’s & 60’s.

I also understand and accept that fashion, by it’s very definition, challenges and pushes the boundaries between eroticism and art, both in it’s construction and presentation.

But haven’t we challenged our boundary of tolerance towards implied violence towards women and their sexuality enough? Dragging what is essentially soft porn without a pay-off into the mainstream just doesn’t seem to be doing it for me anymore.

I guess the Advertising Standards Authority disagree.

Judy McIntyre: The Warning Signs Are There

Image: Sarah Phipps, The Oklahoman via newsok.

As bills and amendments to legislation that directly impinge upon a woman’s right to choose what she does with her own body continue to be passed in the US,  expect further outbreaks of civil disobedience from unexpected sources.

After Constance Johnson’s handwritten tweak to the Oklahoma Personhood Bill a few weeks ago, Senator Judy McIntyre (l) put her thoughts on the issue forward during a fetal personhood protest on Tuesday by posing with a placard she borrowed from an attendee.

The Republicans in Oklahoma backing this bill should be careful.  I don’t think these women have even got out of second gear yet.

Women & Women First: My Application Is In The Post

I want to work in this bookstore, featured in the superb IRC comedy Portlandia.

Why? Well, apart from the obvious feminist credibility it would afford me, I was pioneering this customer service standard during my years in retail, way before Fred Armison and Carrie Brownstein ran with it.

My employers were strangely resistant, but I maintain it’s the only way to deal with certain ‘types’ of customers.

The place was never the same after I left, anyway.

Cynthia Nixon: Post Ironic Poster Girl

Cynthia Nixon. About to cause further controversy by claiming homosexuality is in fact a highly contagious virus manufactured by Al Qaeda. Image: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images North America.

It isn’t often that a celebrity can claim to be in trouble with both the pro AND anti-gay movements. So congratulations to Sex & The City actress Cynthia Nixon, who has reportedly angered gay activists by saying that her current status as lesbian is one she ‘chose’.

Anti-gay groups already hated her, obviously, because she’s dating a woman. So from a PR point of view, that’s a pleasingly limited budget spend right there.

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So What’s The Point Of Sex Again? I’m Confused.

Rachel Zoe, her six-inch-heels and a conveniently positioned grate. Image: PacificCoastNews.com.

If procreation and furthering one’s own special gene puddle is the purpose of existence, how the hell did we end up in a position where the culturally accepted definition of ‘feminine’ involves denying you’re pregnant for as long as possible by wearing ridiculous heels, having an elective Caeserean to avoid sagging and then losing your babyweight in 4.6 minutes so you can get into even more ridiculous heels and size zero dresses?

Or is it just excessive surfing of the Daily Mail sidebar-of-shame which has led me to this upsetting and hopefully (because the Daily Mail are involved) erroneous opinion of my ‘sisters’?

Margaret & Louise: Don’t Mensch-tion It

Images: GQ via digitalspy.

‘The Iron Lady’ opens in UK cinemas this weekend, and with all the interest the movie is generating in Mags, it’s a clever PR move for the Tory it-girl-in-waiting to bathe in some reflected glory.

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Ann Sinclair: Another Triumph In The Battle For Equality

Image: DON EMMERT/AFP/Getty Images.

Being a woman myself, I don’t usually find myself shaking my head in sympathy as my male friends stare miserably into their pint glasses and ask ‘What the hell do women want?’.

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Implausible Deniability: Oh, Lighten Up, Love. It’s Just A Joke.

A selection of ‘lads mags’. Very empowering, apparently

I may be a totally unreliable servant to the feminist ideal, rarely available for campaigning purposes or placard waving due to prior drinking commitments, but I’ve always maintained a belief that equality can and should be achieved without emasculating men. Indeed, the two should be wholly separate, which is why I have no time for ‘girl power’, ‘ladette-ism‘ and women who insist their boob jobs are ‘for them’ and then pop them out all the time for pecuniary gain. All these things create images of women that a majority of men feel comfortable with, which kind of misses the point for me.

However, over the last week I have been forced to reconsider the viability of my views. Maybe empowerment cannot exist without emasculation?

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Tegan & Sara: It’s Rude To Talk

I can hear you talking all over it, so I was thinking maybe we should just sing an Usher song, or something.

Canadian rock moppet Sara Quin threatens an unruly crowd with a cruel and unusual punishment if they don’t shut up during her band’s performance of ‘My Number’ in a Toronto record store.

Hit ’em fast and hit ’em hard, ladies.

This was filmed in 2008, so in internet terms is collecting its pension. But banter and barbed repartee is always worthy of another look, especially when it descends into name calling and pursed lips.