Mother Nature: Hey, Mama! Look What We Did!

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Remember that strange sensation that occasionally overwhelmed you as  a child? The one that, despite being aware of the dire consequences of spraying paint around your parent’s living room, putting all your mother’s make up down the toilet after coating your baby brother in it, or sticking your fingers in your Dad’s can of Swarfega and wiping the gloopy green contents all over your face,  compelled you to do exactly those things?

Well, although the toxic chemical spill in the Ajka forest, Hungary in 2010 that caused this ‘looks totally photoshopped but it isn’tdamage to the area was not my fault, I feel a similar, if vague, sense of culpability. When Mother Nature gets home and sees what we’ve done to her beautiful homestead, she is Going. To. Be. Pissed.

Hunker down, people. We are going to be grounded for, like, ever.

Pussy Riot: Theatre Of The Absurd

How come the dangerous punk revolutionary is dressed more appropriately for court than her guard? Image: AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko.

Clearly punk feminist collective Pussy Riot knew that they would face severe punishment for attempting to sing a protest song inside a Russian Orthodox church while wearing badly knitted balaclavas. Presumably they were counting on the heavy handed treatment meted out to them by the Russian authorities being picked up by the global media, encouraging high profile figures from the music community to offer their support and further publicise their cause.

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Joe Paterno: Gone But Not Forgotten

Image: AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar.

Ten days after the FBI reported that former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno had concealed allegations of child abuse during his tenure, his statue has been removed from outside Beaver Stadium.

All that remains is four ghostly images of wounded, unnamed footballers. Spooky, that.

Aurora, Colorado: Pathology Of A Tragedy

Image: REUTERS/Fred Prouser.

Having spent the last 200,000 years trying to eliminate danger and fear from our lives, human beings recently decided that an existence without the chemical highs and lows experienced during peril was boring.

Being smart, we harnessed technology to provoke extremes of emotion within safe environments. We call it entertainment, and is essentially a stimulant to sensation without consequences.

It’s great, and we are very clever.

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The Penn State Community: Taking The Power Back

A light aircraft warns authorities against inertia as it flies across the skies above Penn State University yesterday. REUTERS/Nabil K. Mark/Centre Daily Times.

Discussions about whether a statue of former football coach Joe Paterno should remain outside Penn State’s Beaver Stadium have apparently reached an impasse.

The FBI announced last week that they believed Paterno knew about incidents of child abuse perpetrated by his former colleague Jerry Sandusky, who is now in jail for his crimes.

Joe Paterno: The Memory Lives On Forever

Image: REUTERS/Pat Little.

Nike have decided to drop the name ‘Joe Paterno’ from a child care centre on their campus after it was confirmed by the FBI that he helped cover up Jerry Sandusky’s involvement in a child molestation scandal that has rocked America.

Sandusky was recently found guilty on 45 charges of child sex abuse that took place during his tenure as assistant football coach at Penn State . It is believed that Paterno, who was head coach at the time the offences were committed, was aware of the abuse but failed to report it to the authorities.

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Daniel Tosh: Your Opinion. In 140 Characters Or Less, Please

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Another well meaning but ill-advised debate regarding the propriety of rape jokes has broken out on Twitter after a comedian in LA responded to a female heckler in his audience by asking the rest of them the following question:

Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…

A comedian indeed.

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From “Black Power” To Paddy Power: Courting Controversy Through The Ages

Tommie Smith, Peter Norman and John Carlos on the podium at the 1968 Mexico Olympics. Images via tumblr, AP Photo/Michael Probst.

In an age when offending advertisers’ sensibilities by revealing a pair of unauthorised pants is considered the one of the most provocative and controversial acts a sportsperson can undertake, the magnitude of gestures like that in this iconic photo (top) can be lost.

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Bill Hicks: The More Things Change…

Image: AP Photo/Kostas Tsironis.

This photo of a beggar lying in a Athens street beneath a photo of the Greek national soccer team reminded me of a quote by legendary comedian Bill Hicks from 1993. Bill was talking about defence expenditure coming before third world aid, but the current financial crisis that has seen the disparity between rich and poor only widen further is just as relevant a context.

Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

I doubt Bill, if he had survived pancreatic cancer that eventually killed him in February 1994, would have been surprised that his comments would still be so relevant nearly twenty years on. He may have been a cynic, but he was also a realist.

Syria: Sorry, We Cannot Hear You, We’re Kind Of Busy

Explosions in Homs yesterday caught on camera. It has been described as one of the heaviest examples of violence in Syria since the uprising against the government began a year ago. Image: BAMBUSER/HOMSLIVE.

Dear Syria.

Thank you for contacting us. Your call is important, but right now the weight of our own indifference is preventing us from coming to your assistance, sending aid or indeed giving a shit that your children are being tortured and murdered by your government.

Please hold. One of our operators will be with you eventually.

Kisses,

The World.